50 Cent Can't Dance Like Me

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idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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— 23 hours ago with 610465 notes

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

(via chasmsoflove)

— 1 day ago with 316795 notes

solluxander:

what men think women love to be called:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • honey
  • sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

  • lamp shade
  • broken chair
  • Samuel L Jackson
  • dirty dish rag
  • Mr.Clean

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— 1 day ago with 180985 notes

theofficialyahoostaff:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I hope yahoo knows that absolutely everyone on this site uses google

We do
We use it too.

(via thestormysideofthings)

— 1 day ago with 178845 notes